I was just poking through my website stats and ran across this. My stats show me how people got to my site via a search engine and all the searches that brought people to this website. I am happy to proclaim that Modsuperstar.ca is your #2 source for all things turkey dethawing! What a glorious victory this is.

Anyhow, I got to dealing with stuff for my apartment yesterday. I gots one huge beef with the world of automated customer service. Services with voice recognition when calling their customer care lines. I had dealt with Rogers version of this, Melody, with their Pay As You Go setup, and yesterday got acquainted with Emily, Bell Canada’s automated crony. These things infuriate me so much. They attempt to have a conversation and make things easier, but really it just makes the experience similar to that of being run over by a bus repeatedly. The whole process is painstaking as it seems like it never can hear you properly, and has to ask you to repeat what you just said. Now, anyone who knows me, knows that I speak rather loud and clear. I enunciate my words perfectly fine, so there should be no real issue understanding what I am saying. So I tend to get rather aggravated when I have to yell into the phone and refrain from breaking into an all out swearing fit. This does not help, I can attest to this, it just makes it ask more questions. What was wrong with the setup they had, with being able to press numbers and navigate through the directory that way? Is there that many people who can’t use a phone that they needed to torture the rest of the population? As is customary in our society, yes. Everyone has to suffer then 4 people can’t use a phone. Makes me wish I had a QuantumSleeper to lay down in.

And I will leave you with this, for all those who love eating watermelon.
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