I was checking out this page on drunkman jenga and thinking to myself, I totally did this about 10 times better.

A couple of years a bunch of friends and I, namely Jordan, Rob and Chance, were crashing over at Les’ place. Now Les is notorious for passing out early from drinking, and on top of this he has sleep aptnia, which pretty much means, that when he falls asleep, he isn’t waking up anytime soon. So using this logic we let Les sleep for a bit when an idea came over me. We should pile stuff on Les and see if he wakes up. It started out innocently enough. A couple of cardboard boxes. He didn’t wake up. So more stuff got piled on. A mini pinball machine, some other assorted things around his room. He still didn’t wake up. So at this point we just went for it. Anything pretty much that wasn’t nailed down made it’s way onto the bed. There were throw carpets, maps of the world, toilet paper, dvds and one of those shoe remover things that people keep by their front door, among other things. To top off this massive pile we put some empty beer bottles and some random porn magazines on him. We hightailed it out of there at about 6am just so we wouldn’t be there when he woke up and wanted to chokeslam us all. Apparently at about 9am his dad went downstairs to wake him up for work. He turned on the light and found Les, still sleeping away. He started laughing his ass off, then got Les to get up and clean it all up. I know, we’re mean, but it was really, really funny.

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