Corina did this on her blog, so I felt so inclined to do it on mine today.

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following.
Go to your library.
Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.

How many songs? 3924

Sort by artist
First artist: !!! – Me and Giuliani Down By The School Yard
Last artist: Zero7 – Crosses

Sort by song title
First Song: …off by heart – City and Colour
Last Song: Zombies Walk!! – Two Faced John McCartney

Sort by time
Shortest Song: Horn Intro – Modest Mouse (0:09)
Longest Song: I have a bunch of Sixx Mixes, but they’re more a megamix then a song. The longest song I actually have is The Box (Parts 1-4) by Orbital (28:25)

Sort by album
First Album: …And Justice For All – Metallica
Last Album: Zooropa – U2

First song that comes up on Shuffle: Candy Kane – Caesars

Sort by search results
How many songs come up when you search for “sex”? 23
How many songs come up when you search for “death”? 48
How many songs come up when you search for “love”? 179
How many songs come up when you search for “you”? 459

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