I have figured out what is wrong with North America. We put so much emphasis in our society on having health care, building roads, child care and schools that we lose focus of what is really important. Building giant robots. Clearly the Japanese have their priorities straight, as they are always building crazy robots.

While people here are fighting against urban sprawl, the Japanese are building robots. While you’re complaining about wait times in hospitals, the Japanese are building robots. While you’re out manicuring your front lawn, the Japanese are making freaky Albert Einstein robots.

Clearly we have our priorities out of sorts. From here on out we need to worry less about the frivolous stuff like who to vote for in the next election and focus on the important stuff, like building a giant robot that looks like David Hasslehoff.