I can finally say I finally understand what the hysteria about Guitar Hero is. Up until now I had only attempted to play the game in a Toys R Us awhile back and it didn’t go well, since I didn’t actually know how to control the game. I had always wanted to pick up a copy of the game, but since it had previously been available on systems I didn’t own I really didn’t have that option. Then the most recent iteration came out for the Wii. I had asked for it for Christmas, but unfortunately since the game was pretty much the hot game this year she wasn’t able to track down a copy. Well I finally tracked down a copy myself through the cursed Future Shop website. After a few days of anxious, impatient waiting a huge box finally arrived containing the game. The box seemed pretty ridiculously large to transport the game, but it is here and I only paid $1.99 for shipping, so I don’t really care.
I cracked open the box and got to assembling the guitar. It took me a bit to figure out the strap, then I was ready to rock. Or was I? Upon further rifling through the box I noticed a bunch of stickers included, which instantly gave me an idea. Screw having Guitar Hero III and G n’ R stickers when I could slap on an Oasis sticker. The sticker just barely fit and hung over the edges, so I took my handy pocket knife and trimmed the edges so there wouldn’t be any overlap. It was at this point that Corina scolded me about the fact I hadn’t even turned on the game yet to see if it actually works and I’ve already slapped a sticker on the guitar. Minor details.
So I finally get to playing the game after quickly going through the tutorials. After a few songs I feel I’m getting the hang of it and really rockin’ out. That’s the funny thing about this game. I’ve never played a game that just generally makes you feel awesome while playing. I’m not particularly good at the game, but it seems to ramp up the difficulty just enough with the songs that just about anyone can pick up the guitar and get to playing. I’ve played through maybe 2/3 of the easy level and found that it’s just bizarre how quickly I’ve picked up the game. I find I’m playing a song and my brain almost gets a little overwhelmed by the speed of the chords coming at me, yet somehow my fingers are still hitting the notes without missing. It’s kinda freaky and totally awesome at the same time. So far I’ve really enjoyed playing Knights Of Cydonia by Muse, 3′s and 7′s by Queens Of The Stone Age, She Bangs The Drum by Stone Roses and Cherub Rock by Smashing Pumpkins.
The one issue I’ve had with the game so far is the lack of a representation British rock. All the characters in the game I’ve seen so far pretty much look punk, 70′s glam rock or like Vince Neil. Those are all well and good, but I want to rock out with characters that wear faded jeans, cool shoes and zip up Adidas sweaters instead of tight pants and a mohawk. I don’t think this request is too unreasonable. Get on it Red Octane. Or better yet, I want Tiger Woods style character creation. Then I could make whatever I want without having to choose from a list of pre-made rock clichés.
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